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I can tell you share my fascination with rhetorical devices because my stats chart lately looks like a great, big smiley face, casting an aura of goodness one only finds by shining a blacklight on freshly baked cookies. Oatmeal, raisin cookies.

Continuing the Blogger Style Guide…

Epizeuxis – underscoring your point by repeating a word. Invented by the first person who ever jammed his toe against the wall of a poorly lit cave. Made famous by Jan Brady.

• I'm not sure, but I think that I've somehow come around to talking about poo in every November post. Poo, poo, poo, poo! It's all about poo. I'm taking an oath to not talk about fecal matters for the rest of November.
  CAMEL DAY – Heather Powazek Champ

• Oh, right. The sulfuric stink of lies, lies, lies. I have the displeasure of watching Dear Leader stumble through this perfunctory USA! USA! Rah! Rah! Rah! speech LIVE.
  What's That Smell? – ae

• I’m also thinking about breeding.
  I know it seems like this is in the opposite direction that I’m working toward but in my mind, it’s just a completely different path. If D gets a job once he completes school and we move across the country to do my master’s degree, we will still be a one income family. When will we ever amass enough money to adopt a child? Why does it always come down to this? – money money money
  Middle Class Princess – Ada

• “I love, love, love the new look! Are you seeing someone new?”
  “I’ve been masturbating with my left hand, if that’s what you mean.”
  ANONYMOUS