DOWN WITH JIBBA JABBA
FILE UNDER: BAD GUY NAMING CONVENTIONS or WHY THE PRESIDENT OF IRAN WILL NEVER REALLY BE CONSIDERED A THREAT SO LONG AS WE AMERICANS CANNOT PRONOUNCE HIS NAME
Brandon: Y’all, we really gotta do something about the President of Iran. He’s a serious bad-ass.
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #1: Really, what’s his name?
Brandon: Uh, Mahmoud Ahma-- Ahmadi-- uh, Ah--
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #2: You know who’s really bad-ass? Lenin!
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #1: Oh yeah, Lenin is bad-ASS! And you know who else? Hitler!
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #2: DAMN STRAIGHT! But you know who is REALLY bad-ass? CASTRO!
Brandon: ahma-- ahmaba-- jamma--jabba--
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #1: Word. And Stalin? BAD-ass.
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #2: HO CHI MINH.
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #1 and ANONYMOUS FRIEND #2 in unison: SADDAM, MOTHERFUCKER!
Brandon: jimma--jibba--
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #2:What about Kim Jong Il?
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #1: Meh. But Pol Pot? BAD-ASS.
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #2:Idi Amin.
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #1: Do you even know who he is?
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #2: I know he’s Bad-Ass.
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #1: Yeah, well EVERYONE knows THAT.
Brandon: Jibba Jabba.
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #2: Jibba Jabba?
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #1: Who’s Jibba Jabba?
Brandon: President of Iran. Duh.
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #2: Oh, Jibba Jabba’s a BAD-ASS!
ANONYMOUS FRIEND #1: DOWN WITH JIBBA JABBA!
Brandon: That’s what I’m sayin.
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