oooh barracuda
You are all very clever people, and I am sorry for being such a bad blog friend. I never comment on your sites anymore. Between vacation and work and side projects and something else I can’t remember,* I have taken you all for granted. But taking you for granted is just further evidence that I love you. Cause that’s how love works. If you think otherwise, you are wrong.
But to show that there’s no hard feelings, I would like to offer you sexual relations. Cause that’s how I roll. Yes, I would like us to relate. It’s not too late. To procreate. To generate. To otherwise gesticulate. And if you’re so inclined, perhaps even to fellate. DON’T BE TOOTHY, MATE.
Only, we can’t do it HERE. No, that would be bad, because as my URL points out, this is a children’s site.
Let’s do it here, instead. Come now. You know you want to. You don’t have to take your clothes off to have a good time, oh no.** We can dance and party all night. And drink some cherry wine.***
*Oh, children. Yes, I forgot that I have children. Two boys****, I think.
** You totally have to take your clothes off.
*** Tequila.
****A boy and a girl.
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