it's coming...

it's coming...

Jenny has sent out the official what's what. Mothers, lock up your babies. Ladies and gents, prepare to be groped. The TequilaConPACNW07 date has been announced:

March 10, 2007 - Portland, Oregon, City of (Stem the) Roses

Last year's event was the biggest EVER (in its two-year history) and had more groping (in its two-year history), more drinking (in its two-year history), and more awkward silences (in its two-year history) THAN EVER BEFORE.

Plus, TequilaConPACNW07 will officially be the first time that the three LADY members of the TequilaCon committee have actually met. (although, I'VE met them each, and my strategy has always been to keep them separated, since they are each so very attractive and there's only so much starry-eyed gazing that one man can progenerate before being interrupted with AHEMS and elbows)

However, if YOU come, I promise that I will spend most of the evening focused entirely enrapt with YOU.

And there will be photographic evidence.

So please come. And please tell me you're coming. And that you're bringing friendlies. AND SAY MY NAME, BITCH

TANGENT ALERT

Uh, if any of you know any bloggers from Victoria, BC, please let me know, because we will be spending a week there beginning September 11, and I want to know if the city permits alcoholism.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT