Me: Naya, is your room clean, yet?
Naya: When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the master.
Me: Seriously. Your room. Clean it up.
Naya: YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK, OLD MAN!
Me: Naya, don't make me get your mother.
Naya: DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!
Me: Alex, our daughter has been replaced by a monster!
Naya: NO! I AM YOUR DAUGHTER!
Alex: She von't leesten to me, either. She eez more machine now than baby.
Me: Naya, I'm serious. I'm not going to fight with you
Naya: IF YOU WILL NOT FIGHT, THEN YOU WILL MEET YOUR DESTINY!
Me: WTF? That's it! Get over here, you little sh--
Naya: Time out, daddy. This mask is itchy.
Me: Mmm. Alex, I told you this little girl was evil.
Naya: You were right. You were right about me. Tell my brother, you were riiiight...
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