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> From: brandon
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> Sent: 27 Apr '06 13:10
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You ever follow the random link away from your task at hand and before you know it you've browsed the entire English and Polish catalogues of deforming rashes only to find several days have passed, which would explain why both your dogs lie dead at their water bowl? Yeah, me neither, cause that would be like admitting you have a problem, and if there's ONE thing i don't have it's a case of rosacea, about which I'm currently reading at the National Institute of Arthritis and Musculoskeletal and Skin Diseases website at the National Institutes of Health.
And another problem I don't have is interrupting others' conversations, meaning I apparently have no problem doing so, and not, as the difficult phrasing of this sentence might indicate, a tendency to do so, which I do, and it's like a sentence.
Kat is talking with her friend David, who is laughing and seems genuinely happy to be conversing with her, but I'm out to ruin her time, so I burst in, uninvited, because David is very funny and I want very badly to laugh away my second/third Tequila Sunrise. I ask him about sex for some reason, and he explains to me it is when a boy sticks his pee-pee in a girl's hoo-ha. Of course, not only is my speech slurred at this point, but so is my hearing, so I think he says 'poopie' instead of 'pee-pee,' and hilarity ensues. It's like classic Vaudeville, except I've never seen Vaudeville, and don't really have a good idea what it is, but this sounds like something I would say to make myself look intelligent after saying something profoundly ignorant, though I doubt these Vaudeville characters ever talked about sex with their gay friends over modern alcoholic beverages.
Among the tinnitus and unfortunate lines on playback loop in my hungover head the morning after TequilaCon, I was most glad to be rid of 'No, you do NOT stick your poopie in her hoo-ha.'
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