Sorry for all of you whom I’m about to offend, but I need to talk politics here for just a sec, in order to introduce the latest installment of TequilaCon06 update. Those of you who know of my politics know that I’m very much so, even though I can walk a mean fence post, meaning, I fall down regularly on both sides, even though I mean to fall down on one particular side usually, I just drink too much and typically fall towards whichever hand is holding the bottle. Whew!
But this is about Europe. Look, I know when each of us is out there boarding plywood over cave entrances, holding our pitchforks and lit torches, we’re united. But that don’t mean we should be picking on Europe. I think we can all agree that Europe has given this land of ours many, many servings of shiny/new. Above all else, many of us who grew up in the 80s owe an extreme debt of gratitude to Europe for this 1986 classic:
"The Final Countdown"
We're leaving together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again
It's the final countdown...
The final countdown
Ooh oh
HOPEFULLY YOU CAN HEAR ME OVER THE MAD SYNTH INTERLUDE! I JUST WANTED TO SAY /interrupted by girlish screams AHEM, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS FOR ALL THE GREAT EMAILS LATELY, SORRY ABOUT KEEPING COMMENTS CLOSED /interrupted by fireworks display shooting in general direction OUCH! HEY! ANYWAY, WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW TODAY, AND COMMENTS ARE BACK ONLINE! TEQUILACON DATES HAVE BEEN SET! APRIL 21-23, 2006! THANKS, JEN! /Interrupted by Jen screaming from burning herself with cigarette lighter swaying to the music AND PEEFER IS HOSTING THE LATEST INSTALLMENT OF ‘COMMENT ORGY MEME’!
SO STICK AROUND! IT’S TUESDAY! IF YOU LEAVE ME A COMMENT, MAKE SURE IT’S MEAN CAUSE I NEED MORE BLURBS FOR MY SIDEBAR! WHOOOO!
/Fade to credits
/Cue the ducks
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