Okay, from time to time I break away from staring at my site stats long enough to read the news, and I always regret it. For example, this story of a woman having HER EYE EATEN BY ANTS. It is this humble blogger’s opinion that the AP reporter who informed the world of this should be forced to go down on Scooter Libby.
And how many of you read the following headline: The End of Knight Ridder and jumped from your desk and yelled, “KITT! NOOOOOOO!”
THIS is why I go back to reading stats, my friends. Oh, and in reading my stats, I noticed that a new person, one whom I’ve never met, has been tagged by Pea to host the comment orgy meme.
Please, won’t you join me and my chino-wearing, tequila-drinking voices at the next Comment Orgy? Our host’s name is Jennifer Garrett. The faster we get to 100 comments, the faster we can all go back to reading about organ-eating insects.