i didn't go through with the mullet for my son. as it turns out, apparently, i actually had already given him a mullet once. one time. i was intoxicated. i'm not proud of the fact.
ah, what the hell, who am i kidding? it was my proudest frickin' moment as a father!
of course, there was a little romanian hell to pay afterwards.
Alex: vut the hell deed you do to my child, you leetle bastard?!?
Me: IT'S OUR CHILD! AND I GAVE HIM A MULLET! YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!
Alex: * striking me with the clippers * YOU TAKE MOOLIT AND SHOVE EET IN POOP-HOLE, BASTARD! SA-MI BAG PULA IN PISDE MA-TI, RAHAT DE AMERICAN!
well, clearly, i had won the moral argument. but i lost badly in both the physical and profanity categories.
so i fixed it.
hmmph.
i think we can all agree that clearly, the 'moolit' looks better on my son.
but if you ever, EVER, mention this to my wife, i will NOT back you up, man.
by the way, thank you, thank you, thank you for voting Fish in the Bloggies.
i'm off to see if the server is back up so i can cast my votes for tequila mockingbird and greek tragedy, as we speak.
and i will post that nude photo, as well as the great big giant 'three-way' starring each one of you who voted.
as Bartles and James, themselves would say, 'Thanks for your support.'
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