shrubs

zach braff? or david herman? either way, i'm f*&*ed...

aw, now i know i'm new to blogging, but i may just have to give it up. i just found out (apparently the last person on the planet) that zach braff has a blog.

me: honey! did you know zach braff has a blog?!?

romanian wife: who ze hell eez dat?

me: you know, the guy with the big hair.

romanian wife: michael bolton?

me: michael bolton? how do you even know who he is?

romanian wife: vut you mean? ve vatch office space! michael bolton in office space!

me: oh, you mean David Herman. oh, yeah, i guess he does look like zach braff. that makes me feel a little better.

romanian wife: vut's a matter? my leetle huzband jealous?

me: f*&* yeah! it's not fair! how the hell am i supposed to compete with zach braff's blog? i mean wil wheaton is one thing....

romanian wife: i zeenk you write better than michael bolton.

me: really? well have you seen his blog? he wrote a post called 'yub-nub'. it got 1400 freakin comments! i mean, wtf! can't he just stick to scrubs and indie flicks?

romanian wife: yub-nub? oooh, zat's so cute!

me: HEEYYYY!!$%$#!!

romanian wife: oh, sorry. do not vorry. i stay vith you over zach braff.

me: ahh...sweetie!

romanian wife: like i have choice...