Parity

Well it may not be Zach Braff, but apparently Imogen Heap (of Frou Frou fame) has a blog as well. So I quickly had to take this to my wife, and try to instill a little Zach-esque jealousy into her.

Me: Well, well, well, I guess now I have a blogger to ogle myself...

My wife (in an unusually husky Romanian accent): Vy don't you leave me be, then, I'm trying to zee if Matthew McConahunk has blog...

Me: Err...yeah. Anyway, Imogen Heap apparently has a blog, too.

My wife:....

Me: And, uh, did y0u know she's like 7 feet tall?

(Aside: I've always had a thing for tall women. My wife is just over 6 feet tall, which is, er, a couple inches taller than me. I think it's a genetic longing that I pass on better genes to my children. Anyway...)

Me: That's right! Seven feet tall!

My wife: She love Zach Braff.

Me: What?!? You're just saying that to hurt me!

My wife: Nu. Deed you hear Gardeen State soundtrack?

Me: Uh, I think...

My wife: Vell, who do you theenk sung 'Let Go?'

Me: Oh my god! That was Frou Frou!

My wife: Da. Dees vuz Frou Frou. Imogeen luv Zach. And Zach tall. Like Matthew McConahunk.

Me: Stop it! Just stop it, all right!

My wife: Keep lookeeng. Maybe other girl have blog in your league. Like Martha Stewart.

Me: Martha's hot, Alex. You wouldn't understand.