/ No means not now not never

- You must know that I would get a secret thrill if you ever asked me to identify random birds and trees.

- Oh, sweetie, I’m sorry! I will from now on!

- No. It wouldn’t be the same now.

* * *


- Hey, guess what name I am thinking of!

- No.

- Oh, come on! Guess!

- No.

- Come ooonnnnn, guess!

- There are like a million names. No.

- I’ll give you a hint: J

- Jay?

- No. I’ll give you another hint: J-A

- Jay?

- Noooo! J-A-M

- Jam?

- Gawwwd!

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- Maybe you should try asking, 'HAVE YOU EVER FELT _x_ WAY BEFORE?'

- No.

- Why not?

- Because no one can possibly ever know how I feel.

- OMG that is EXACTLY how I feel! How are you so intuitive like that?

- I said no.