And she said, you have to go to this conference, and I said, MAKE ME, and she said, but I have the hotel room and conference fee already paid for, so you have to go! And I said, YOUR MOMMA, and she said, yes, yes you have to go, and I said NO, and she said YES, and I said NO! and she said YES! And I said NOOO! And she said ‘no,’ and I said, Yes?, and she said NO! and I said, FOR THE LAST TIME, YES! AND THAT’S MY FINAL ANSWER! And she pointed at me and probably thought about how much she’d like to sleep with me, ‘cause, man, can you get your way with me if you know how to use your monosyllabic words the right way.
And to think I could have gotten out of it entirely by calling in sick and relying on technology.
Well, she doesn’t do email. She’s old school.
But she never answers her phone!
Well, she doesn’t do telephones. She’s REALLY old school.
But whenever I speak to her in person, she never seems to be listening to what I’m saying!
Well, she doesn’t do talking. She’s PRE-school.
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I've always thought that the hip-hop community should adopt the slang term "home school." They're dancing all around it all the time with their "old school" and "homeboy" or "homey" and so forth. It just seems like it would fit in nicely.
"'sup, home school?"
See?
Hello, Brandon.
You've inspired me to start saying YOUR MOMMA to my co-workers more often. It's so all-purpose.
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