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I neeeeeed to be kind to my body, today, to not fill it with poison and hateful images of waterboarding people who displease me, but it is just so hard. I need to be patient with my family and not teach my children the following, 'A WISE MAN ONCE TOLD ME NEVER TO HAVE KIDS. A WISER MAN STILL, NEVER HAVE PARENTS.'

I DID NOT REQUEST TO EMERGE FROM YOUR UTERUS!

Instead, I opt to fill myself today with science, both fiction and bunk. Nothing makes me happier than scientific drawings that relate the size of prehistoric insects to Vin Diesel.



It is just so believable when it is in a diagram next to a hyper-male, mostly because you secretly wonder what the outcome would be in a gladiator arena. MAN VERSUS SCIENCE!

But that can only mean science can be used for evil. For, if I told you that SCIENTISTS had recently discovered a duck that exceeded 50 meters in height, you would believe me no more than were I to say Moses parted the Red Sea. But add the word 'prehistoric' and a snappy diagram, and BIG BANG! Instant credibility:



Hmm. Even science has its limits. Only a fervent few would buy this.



Tell me you didn't ask yourself, 'CAN THAT BE POSSIBLE???'


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