Formulas I have taken advantage of in sidehand conversations this weekend:
"X called. It wants Y back.”
"In your X, Y-ing your Z."
"My name is X. You killed my Y. Prepare to Z."
"X requests the pleasure of your Y."
"Money can't buy X."
"What?"
"You know, money is not the most important Y in the world."
"Did you turn down that gig?"
"The most important thing is that we have our Z."
"But that was like $14 grand!"
"It is always darkest before the Y."
"You spent the whole weekend playing Castlevania!"
"Uh, warrior needs Z badly."
"If by Z, you mean fresh sheets for the couch!"
But..but...I'm your Y!
"Soon to be X!"
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If X's relationship to Y is such that Z gets jealous, Z inevitably will hire Q to whack X, because Q works for cheap and asks no questions.
Z = Vindictive asshat.
Q = Effective at whacking.
I can show this in a graph, if you'd like.
you have proven my contention that the Y in the relationship will eventually lead to the relationship's downfall.
and it sucks to be an X.
Thank god. My Z hasn't been Y-ed in months.
Seriously, I choked on my drink when I got to the Castlevania line. Because I loved Castlevania.
I KNOW. i just finished Dawn of Sorrow for DS and it feels like i have redeemed all the mistakes of my childhood.
Hi Brando.
I just caught up on the past few in Google Reader because I've been utterly illiterate and ilwriterate for weeks. I miss you Brandon. And you always make me want to write.
ooh! you know what you should write about, then? AWESOME PLACES IN PHILLY FOR TEQUILACON. because we are looking for awesome places in philly to have tequilacon. i don't know many people out that way, so HELP ME PLEASE.
I'm lost. Hold me.
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