I refuse to listen to environmental stories that open with the line, ‘THE FERRIES IN OUR STATE HAVE LEAKY HOLES,’ because I don’t know what that MEANS, and when I tell my office mates why this makes me laugh and laugh and laugh, they think ah am not taking our water quality issues serious as I should. I done had it with ‘em.
I keep telling them that I am funny, but no one believes me. So I been stirring the pot around the office, because if you are not going to laugh with me, you are going to cry on my shoulder, so help me.
Oh, please help me.
5 comments:
Leaky-holed ferries is comedy gold and, frankly, the editor of this paper should either be kicked in the head with an iron boot or congratulated for allowing such a headline.
As for your humorless office mates, announce that you'll see them all in hell, as the mother ship will be picking you up as soon you drink this cup of Hi-C. That'll teach them that it's better to laugh with a crazy person than to potentially be maimed by one.
Well said 'sir', well said. Pass the Hi-C.
having laughed to the point of tears with you on several occasions, you don't need to convince me. just give me your co-workers' email addresses and i'll send them one particular goat cheese link that'll definitely prove your point. and get you fired in the process, but still.
they'll say, "remember that one guy who used to work here? god, he was funny. a pervert, but funny."
goat cheese! ahhh! that reminds me i was supposed to bring snacks to my 3 o'clock meeting!
It's the ferries in your state for whom I cry.
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