Do you remember that time I told you that I would love you forever?
Apparently, scientists have just discovered that time doesn't exist.
Guess that means I'm off the hook!
Brandon
/ hooked
Dear {INSERT LONG LIST OF NAMES HERE},
Do you remember that time I told you that I would love you forever?
Apparently, scientists have just discovered that time doesn't exist.
Guess that means I'm off the hook!
Love Sincerely,
Brandon
Do you remember that time I told you that I would love you forever?
Apparently, scientists have just discovered that time doesn't exist.
Guess that means I'm off the hook!
Brandon
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Powered by Blogger.
10 comments:
long list??? first I'd heard. get back up on the hook, mister.
ha! if i carry the analogy to it's logical end, that makes me a piece of meat.
you know, not like i mind.
i love the concept of absent time.
or the reality of it.
so then...i can be late for anything without repercussions?
i'm just going to carry this fucking link w/me everywhere i'm harassed and i'll just spring it upon those who give me trouble.
good idea. you'll be out of trouble in no time.
I really like the way you lined through "love" in this post. Love it. :)
Ha! I now feel only slightly justified for not wearing a watch and saying things like "Time doesn't matter. It's what you do that counts."
And for constantly being late (according to some) everywhere I go.
Hello Brandon.
"Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?"
-- Woody Allen
Was that a quote from his movie "TIMES and Misdemeanors?"
man, i reached at the bottom of the barrel for that one.
Rosemary is better with meat, anyways.
Rosemary hurts. Just ask Dick Diver.
Post a Comment