I have always been very good at tests. My ACT scores landed me 12 grand in scholarships. I averaged over 700 on my GREs. I have NEVER failed a pregnancy test.
And best of all, now I get to add another credential to my repertoire:
I PASSED MY FIRST FIELD SOBRIETY TEST.
I wonder how much it will cost for them to send me my scores? I would have asked the officer at the time but I REALLY HAD TO PEE.
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I can't find the etiquette guide my relatives bought me, so I guess I'll just ask: can I buy you a drink to celebrate?
yes. but you have to offer the beer to me in the following manner:
1. shine a flashlight in my eyes.
2. tell me that i cannot move my head.
3. command me to follow the beer with my eyes without moving my head.
4. move the beer from left to right, up to a 45 degree angle, roughly 15 inches from my head.
5. at the end of my test, say, IMPRESSIVE. MOST IMPRESSIVE.
so what you're really saying is that this whole 'not drinking' pact is starting to pay off?
well it's not paying off for the liquor industry.
there's always a victim.
YAY! I thought that that those comments from /\ had a familiar vibe to them...
I, too, have passed a field sobriety test. It was even more satisfying than passing my comprehensive exams.
oh, yeah, man, this test was way more satisfying than comps/orals. and i'm pretty sure i had an open bottle of wine at both.
ugh. i'd still be doing orals if he had shone his maglight in the back.
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