Amidst a brilliant IM session with the girls, the phone rang.
/cue the ducks
“Is this the owner of the web site One Child Left Behind?”
“Why, yes. Yes it is.”
“My name is Simon, and I was looking at your web site. Did you create this?”
“Yes. Yes, I did.”
“It is very interesting. Anyway, we are a leading SEO conglomerate that can help you increase the traffic to your web site.”
“Awesome. But I don’t want people to come to my web site. I have too many people already.”
“…”
“Seriously.”
“Your web site is very interesting. Do you not want to increase revenue?”
“Mostly I talk about malt liquor.”
“…”
“Uh, but if I have friends who have businesses, I’ll let them know about your site.” WTF
“Exactly.” WTdoubleF!
Still, my word is my bond, so I want to let you know about a great SEO business that somehow came across my phone number and called me IN MY HOME. The name of the company is: www.asisbiz.com.
/WHAT’S THAT NUMBER AGAIN?
The name of the company is ASISBIZ.COM.
/THANKS
And right now they have a sale on some great domain names, including:
www.4youreyesonly.net
www.ilostmyfuckingphone2.com
www.fuckyoutony.info
www.ivolvu.com
www.toastyfeet.biz
www.wearewatching.us
www.swordofmelody.net
www.wecancyou.us
www.wheremyfuckingphone.com
Hopefully, you think I’m making this up.
/mantra
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