Moments I'd Like to Forget


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Tristan, surfing gamefaqs for Megaman 4 cheats: Dad, what’s a MILF?

Me, surfing enature for the Latin name of Devil’s Club: Uh, mothers I’d like to f…uh, fight. FIGHT, I SAID! I SAID FIGHT, YES I DID!

THANK GOD THE PROFANITY COMES AT THE END OF THE ACRONYM!

Tristan: Why would you want to fight mothers?

Brandon, single bead of grateful sweat rolling down my cheek: Well, not real fight. More like play fight. More like mothers I’d like to wrestle.

Tristan: Oh, play wrestling’s fun! I like to wrestle Spot!

Brandon, begins internal high five for quick recovery: Yeah, that’s super.

Tristan: So would that make Spot a DILF?

Brandon, internal high five misses, smashing instead through dormer window: Wha-whosit?

Tristan: You know, a Dog I’d Like to Fight? And my friend Cameron is a FILF! And Naya is a SILF! And… (prates on until he runs out of alphabet, ad nauseam).

Brandon: I think this is a moment I'd like to forget.

It’s gonna be awkward when he finds out the truth. For a lot of people.

God, I hope St. Peter doesn’t snicker when he points me in the other direction.

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