Has it been a year already?
“The Yellow Rose of Texas, sometimes known as the Pioneer Rose, or alternately Harrison’s Yellow, might perhaps be the most storied of all our flowers. Steeped in mystery and folklore, the delicate yellow pigmentation remains among the most difficult to imitate. Sadly, the flower blooms only once a year, though this brief time is marked by the pitiless slaughter of all who would take the field against me, and it is very likely I will once again bat 5 for 5 (or was it 7 for 7?). THE MERCY RULE SHALL NOT BE IN EFFECT FOR THE NONBELIEVERS. Seriously, if any of you reading this are al-Qaeda, feel free to meet me on the baseball diamond. I’ve got your 99 virgins. If by 99 virgins you mean 99 MINUTES OF PAIN AND HUMILIATION AT THE HANDS OF YELLOW PANTS. HAHAHAHAHA *gasp wheeze cough* HAHAHA!”
(The above encyclopedic description of Harrison’s Yellow is 100% faithful to how I remember the wording, but probably only 88% true. I’d score it a B+ in terms of accuracy.)
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Oh, and hey, has anyone noticed the Typekey and Blogger Commenting pass codes are getting a bit complicated? Here’s one that took me several tries today:
l1Ll71llLll1i111lill11ill1i1lliijll1111llllll
If internet spam and al-Qaeda joined forces, we’d all be wishing we could return to the salad days of dial-up. I’M SAYIN.
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ed. note - I should probably point out that this may be my last post, being as how i'm likely to be booked into county jail for MANSLAUGHTER following the game. HAHAHAHAHA! i hereby leave my domain name 'satiragram.com' to anyone who can tell me how to enjoy prison sex.
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update-
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