But, again, I don’t actually want to put a whole lot of time into this.
And in searching for a suitable book on Amazon Dot Com whose Table of Contents I could browse without actually READING, I became distracted by duck factoids, namely how researchers have discovered that the world’s funniest animal is the common duck. I then became clued into a mysterious urban legend which holds that the duck’s quack HAS NO ECHO.
And no one knows why.
(The preceding phrase, of course, a requisite for any urban legend worth its salt:
Donkeys never have blue eyes, and NO ONE KNOWS WHY.
The Chinese almost never buy American-made calendars, and NO ONE KNOWS WHY.
Touching your genitals feels good, and NO ONE KNOWS WHY.)
Of course, by this time, the blue collar factory where I work blew the quitting-time whistle, I slid down the tail of the dino-crane, and by the time I hopped into the Flintmobile, I realized I had not found a suitable book.
So I had to rely on whatever stock I had at home.
Chapter 1: Choose a Weapon
Chapter 2: Build It
Chapter 3: Fuel Up
Chapter 4: Soar
Chapter 5: Destroy
Chapter 6: Find a suitable sunset
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