Get it? Bed saurs?
/groan
And see, that's the problem. I can never be as funny as Scott. Even Alex thinks Scott is funny, and as many of you know, vampires don't laugh (Count Chocula is not a fucking vampire, btw).
One time Scott wrote, "Hate the Sims, heat to simmer." I mean, genius. Another time he made a joke about dying children. HAHAHAHAHA!
My only consolation is this: Scott has never hosted a comment orgy.
/Jill rushes in, smelling like a porn store clerk and whispers something in my ear.
Fuck.
Scott, apparently, has been selected to host the next Comment Orgy.
Okay, people. Please /clears throat/ join 'us' at Scott's for commentual relations.
It's the one time I'm actually looking forward to being laughed at less than the other guy.