Tomorrow I head for parts better left unknown for a business trip not to exceed four (4) days. And of course, you know what that means…
ANONYMOUS SNARK
Normally, I’m obtuse enough to mention where I’m headed, which means my rival bloggers are able to ascertain that it is ME dumping HATE and FILTH into their comment boxes. But not tomorrow. Emboldened by the protection of an unrecognized and as-of-yet-unblocked IP, I will visit those bloggers that annoy the living hell out of me and release such flameage as to result in nothing short of THIS.
So tomorrow through Thursday, from a town YOU CANNOT BE SURE I’M LOCATED, please imagine me in my boxers in some hotel room behind a computer screen reading from a sheet of paper that says the following:
1. A BLOGGER THREATENS TO BAN YOUR IP
2. SOMEONE WRITES ‘DON’T FEED THE TROLL’
3. A BLOGGER THREATENS TO ‘TURN OFF COMMENTS’
4. A BLOGGER REMINDS YOU THAT THIS IS HIS/HER SITE
5. SOMEONE AGREES WITH THE TROLL OR AT LEAST THE TROLL’S RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH
6. SOMEONE SUGGESTS, ‘IF YOU DON’T LIKE THIS SITE WHY DON’T YOU LEAVE?’
7. SOMEONE BEMOANS THE COWARDICE OF ANONYMOUS COMMENTATORS
8. SOMEONE SUGGESTS THE TROLL IS COMPENSATING FOR A PENILE DEFICIENCY
9. SOMEONE RECOMMENDS SIMPLY IGNORING THE TROLL BECAUSE YOU’RE ONLY REACTING HOW HE WANTS
10. SOMEONE WRITES, ‘HEY, THIS ANONYMOUS TROLL HAS THE SAME GRAVATAR AS THAT ONE CHILD MORON. WTF?’
Hmmm. I may need to pilfer a few bottles of activated charcoal from the fire station for all the liquor that I will soon be consuming in the fine city of _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ , _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
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