Apology accepted, Captain Needa.
Apparently there were several errors of fact in my last post, as pointed out by my beloved wife. One, James Blunt is not only not gay but he also is the furthest opposite of gay except during those times when Alex prefers to fantasize about him going all Heathen on Jake. Second, Alex would not leave me for James Blunt. In fact, she’s taking me with her because apparently they need me to respond to Mr. Blunt’s fan mail since I spend all day on the blog anyway and am mildly funny when depressed and vice-versa.
Second, I would not in fact 'get over her leaving' and what I meant to say was:
‘Alex eez vonderful vife, vith many crealities (?) and that I am big caca head.’
That’s what I meant to say.
Second, I’m not actually allowed to use the Dyson.
Finally, and this is important,
‘James Vlunt is vay cooler than stoopid Steve Perry.’
I may not be posting for a while, people.
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