For Alex's birthday I rented out a suite on the Ocean for us and 4 of our friends, so you may have noticed I haven't posted much in awhile. I've been busy, and by busy, I mean I've been drunk and without a reliable wi-fi connection, and by without a reliable wi-fi connection, i mean, thankthesweetlordsheonlyhas1birthdayperyear.
But for the most part, it was a great trip and a gorgeous view from the balcony and a radio station that played all 80s all the time. And only once did we fight hard enough to break hotel belongings, and that's when Journey's Open Arms came on, and SHE WOULDN'T SHOW STEVE PERRY THE PROPER RESPECT BY NOT BREATHING THROUGH HER MOUTH. And to rub it in, she said, 'Who eez deez? Rod Stewart?'
And if there's one thing I've learned, it's that you shouldn't post blog entries when you are 1. drunk, 2. out-of-town, 3.homicidal.
You know, because of the evidence.
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