But you're smart.
I'm really not.
Why do you always tell people you're dumb, when you know perfectly well that you're a genius?
Because I'm not.
How come people are always calling you asking questions?
Probably cause I wear glasses.
Weren't you in MENSA?
You don't have to be smart to be in MENSA. You just have to have $35.
You fixed our radiator with egg whites!
I got that from MacGyver, but fine, sure, whatever, I’m smart, so could you pick me up another box 'o wine?
I just bought you one yesterday.
Yeah, I know. That might explain why I can’t feel my lips. Hey, maybe you should pick up a beaker, too. That’s how Paddington Bear drank, you know.
God, you're so dumb.
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