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Yes, TequilaCon06 is still happening in NYC, but Jenny has informed me that May 5-7 is NOT the weekend. Sorry I jumped the gun with the dates, but it will be around that time. I’m sure it’s just an attempt by the TequilaCommittee to get more boys than just me and Neil at this event. Why more boys? Well, instead of answering DIRECTLY and getting your Thursday morning off to a crude start, I will act out a relevant scene from Princess Bride:
INIGO (Played by Me)
How many could you handle?
FEZZIK (Played by Neil)
I don't think more than ten.
INIGO (Played by Me, Again)
/does the math on his fingers
That leaves twenty for me. At my best, I could never defeat that many.
Back when I originally announced the pending TequilaCon, I felt like Corey Feldman (1985). And now, having to retract the dates, I feel like Corey Feldman (2005). I want to get back to that 1985 feeling badly. I swear to you, the next dates I post will be true and that, yes, Michael did ask me to look at photos that made me confused and prone to heroin abuse.
But come on. Thriller was the album of the century. Followed very closely by Escape and the Vision Quest soundtrack. You think I’m kidding.
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