Memes Come Here to Die



I’ve been tagged by Kiki(/pretends to be annoyed, secretly pumps fist in ‘YESSS’ joy). Twice in one week. I’m gonna kill this meme.

It shot my Paw.

Three names you go by
1. Brandon
2. Dada
3. You Bastard

Three parts of your heritage
1. Mexican
2. Texan
3. Geek

Three things that scare you
1. Pollution
2. Spam
3. Kidney Stones

Three of your everyday essentials
1. Tequila
2. NPR
3. Sudoku!

Three things you are wearing right now
1. Green button down shirt
2. Triple Sec
3. Ear buds

Three of your favorite musical artists
1. Elliott Smith
2. Shivaree
3. Catpower

Three favorite songs
1. Twilight – Elliott Smith
2. Lodestar – Sarah Harmer
3. Into the Mystic – Van

Three things you want in a relationship
1. Laughter
2. Kidney match
3. Kung fu grip

Two truths and a lie
1. I love Journey
2. All of my writing is influenced by a guy who told an unpublished short story on the University of Missouri campus in 1994. He and I would meet in Romania and become friends.
3. I’m so vain, I bet I think this song is about me.

Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you
1. attitude
2. voice
3. eyeshadow

Three of your favorite hobbies
1. Photography
2. Reading maps
3. Campfires

Three things you want to do really badly right now
1. Order a cup of tea at the Grasshopper in Amsterdam.
2. Prank call the last girl who broke my heart.
3. Pour another drink.

Three places you want to go on vacation
1. Watertown, NY
2. Jackson, MO
3. McGregor, TX

Three things you want to do before you die
1. Call 911
2. Reconcile my hate
3. Take my grandchildren to Romania

Three ways that you are a stereotypically a chick/dude
1. I open doors
2. I’m a total ass-slapper
3. I’m overly concerned with my appearance

Three people I want to do this:
1. Memes
2. Come Here
3. To Die

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