A Little Slow. On the Uptake.


I write grants, and am often asked, ‘What makes a good grant?’

It’s really not as complicated as people think. Anyone could be a successful grant writer by following these simple steps.

First, you need a really good title. Something funny, but not laughable. Clever, but not condescending.

You need a killer line. Something that will leave the reader thinking. One sentence that will stick in their mind for days. Weeks. Years.

I like to open with a quote. Journey lyrics are golden.

A nice photo doesn’t hurt. Photoshop to excess. I’ve had good luck with slugs.

Try to keep the whole thing to no longer than 3 paragraphs.

Understand when to use and when NOT to use tags.

And most importantly, name drop if at all possible. Link to a B-list blogger. They’ll secretly find you through Technorati. Even while they publicly disparage it.

Buy an expensive bottle of champagne.

Prepare to celebrate.

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