“Happy Virthday to...”
“Whoa! Alex! What are you doing?”
“I am seenging Happy Virthday to Groove, seence she sent us that nice painteeng.”
“But you can’t sing Happy Birthday on my blog! Happy Birthday is copyrighted!”
“Vut you talkeeng about, Veelis?”
/laughtrack
“Happy Birthday is copyrighted! In order to sing it, I have to get permission from someone. ASCAP, I think. And then pay them royalties.”
“Vell, who ze hell eez dees Ass Cap?”
“ASCAP isn’t a person, silly! It’s a monster!”
/laughtrack
“Vell, vut are ve going to do?”
“We could sing it in Romanian, I suppose.”
“Da. Ve vill seeng in Romanian. Ve have no copyright enforcement in home country.”
“Yeah, I could tell that when we saw Revenge of the Sith. (pause for effect) Back in 2001.”
/applause
Happy (content removed),
Happy (content removed),
I know it’s your birthday,
But ASCAP will sue.
/cue the ducks
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