Three Friday Office Vignettes for Kevin

One
Monday Morning Meeting

VP: Okay, Brandon, what do you have planned this week?

Brandon: Well the main thing I’m trying to do is find a match for our Siemen’s donor.

Bosomy Temp: * snickers *

Two
Lunch room

Busty McTemp: So, you’re a grant writer?

Brandon: Yeah.

Busty McTemp: So, you get lots of money?

Brandon: Not really.

Busty McTemp: * giggles * So, then what do you do?

Brandon: Pretty much just invent acronyms for programs that never get funded.

Busty McTemp: * curls lock of hair around index finger * Really? Like what?

Brandon: S.C.U.N.T.

Three
Men’s Restroom

Brandon: So you know that new temp, right?

Co-Worker: Ohhhh, yeah!

Brandon: Well, I have her stuffing a lot of envelopes down the hall from her phone.

Co-Worker: What happens when the phone rings?

Brandon: Well she has to run past my office to answer it, which is hard in high heels, you know?

Co-Worker: Ohhhh, yeah!

Brandon: Can I ask you a theoretical question?

Co-Worker: ?

Brandon: Would it be morally wrong if theoretically someone were to keep dialing her number and hanging up?

Co-Worker: Ohhhh, yeah!