The Following Post Contains Profanity, I Think

We were young and we were improvin´
Laughin´ laughin´ with our friends
Holding hands meant so much baby
Outside the club cherry bomb
Where our hearts were really thumpin´

The other day our network administrator sent an email to everyone with a list of words and phrases that would cause an email to be blocked. The list contains 306 items, many of which are fairly evident, and because my wife is now reading this site, I will not repeat the most vulgar of those, because I am a gentleman.

However, I do want to advise any of you who might send me an email that contains:

Orgy;
Smut, or;
Nude.

That the company filter will delete the message.

Likewise, do not mention the following entrees:

Beef Curtains;
Butt Nuggets;
Furburger;
Kaviar;
Cleveland Steamer, or;
Chicken Queen.

Or any of my favorite drinks:

Cherry Pop;
Squirt;
Milk and Lizard;
Tea bags.

And don’t tempt me with the following desserts:

Hershey Highway;
Jam and Ham;
Chocolate Cha Cha;
Berry Flick;
Mississippi Mudslide.

On a related note, I think I just figured out why my friend Jack hasn’t returned any of my messages.

(sorry for the potty humor, but I’m intossicated at the moment. and I honestly don’t know what half the sh1t means that’s getting filtered out of my company email. and sorry for the swearing but I hit my head.

of course, when I emailed my boss that I was going to be late for work because I hit my head, she never got the message because of the f&*ing FILTER!!!!)