eeg.
Mrs. OneChild did not find the road trip post as amusing as the rest of the internet community.
eeg. So I'm supposed to post the following:
"Dear Alex,
As you know, I will be in New York next week visiting my editor. You may notice that the neighbors might be giving you funny looks for a few days.
Let's just say I got caught. Er. Eeg. Let's just say Mr. and Mrs. Peters won't be shaking my hand any time soon.
Could you please buy some friggin' blinds while I'm gone?"
Your devoted husband,
Brandon
P.S. Yes, i know i told you i was in the office working on the book. Yes i know i told you the door needed to be locked to keep the kids from interrupting my train of thought. Yes i know you heard a loud crash in there, but i really did drop the lamp! It was unrelated! Oh come, on! That whole lamp myth is so tired! Read yourself some friggin' Snopes! Fine, smell the lamp, i don't care!
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