Thursday, Dec. 9 - Work
Co-worker Number 1 - "You really did that? God, I'm telling you, you are the nicest person. I can't believe we hired you..."
Tuesday, Dec. 7 - Home
Romanian Wife Number 1 - "Vut did you do vith papervork?"
Me - "It's not here?! I swear, I left it right here!"
Thursday, Dec. 9 - Work
Co-worker Number 2 - "I think that's great what you said in the staff meeting. Finally, someone around here showed a little courage."
Tuesday, Dec. 7 - Home
Me - Goddamn it! Where the fuck is that paperwork? You know I can't stand losing shit! I swear I left it right fucking here!
Thursday, Dec. 9 - Work
Co-worker Number 3 - "That was really cool what you did. We're so used to people bitching and backstabbing, that it's really a breath of fresh air. You've been here less than a year, and everyone freakin' loves you."
Tuesday, Dec. 7 - Home
Me - "GODDAMN IT!"
Romanian Wife Number 1 - "Vould you calm down? Vy are you being such a monster?"
Me - "GODDAMN IT!"
Me - ((Slams door to laundry room. Hears breaking glass on other side. Full length mirror has apparently fallen to tile floor once I slammed laundry room door behind me. Little shards of glass appear under the door.) "Goddamn it..." (Door has been slammed so hard it passes through jamb. I am now stuck in the laundry room, unable to pull door open. Sounds of Romanian Wife Number 1 crying beyond the door.) "Goddamn it all."
Thursday, Dec. 9 - Work
Co-worker Number 1 - "Have a good weekend. Give me a call if you get bored."
Saturday, Dec. 10 - Home
Me - (Playing in Romanian Wife Number 1's Hair) How do you put up with me?
Romanian Wife Number 1 - (purrrrr....)
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