For some reason, some reason I cannot explain, my wife and I have created the world's whitest children.

I can't explain this, because I come from a Mexican household, and my wife is Romanian.

Romanians are off-white, at best.

Me: "Honey, have you noticed that our children look nothing like us?"

Wife: "Da."

Me: "Doesn't that concern you?"

Wife: "Vy should eet?"

Me: "Well, didn't they teach you genetics in Romania?"

Wife: "Vut are you insinuating? That I vas not faithful?"

Me: "No, of course not. After all, they don't look anything like you, either."

Wife: "Vere you not faithful?"

Me: ?????

Me: "I'm just saying. They're awfully white.

Wife: "Vut do you vant me to do about it? I zeenk eet looks nice."

Me: "Maybe our genes will kick in later. Just in case, though, if someone asks, you and me are nannies."